stop by the hooters and have some wings. [ cheers and applause ] i tell you one thing -- bill clinton wouldn't have gotten that at all. valentine's day was last week and we commemorated that by issuing a popular youtube challenge, i asked viewers to give their wife or girlfriend something she would hate as a gift, videotape her opening the gift and upload it to youtube with the title, "hey jimmy kimmel i gave my girlfriend a terrible thing for valentine's day." we got some disturbing submissions, i'll let you be the judge of which are which. enjoy. >> this is the box. that i bought her wedding ring in. my wife hates lizards. i splurged. >> you really got me something from tiffany's? >> hold the box up. >> i think, did you really? >> ah! >> i would like you to have this. happy valentine's day. >> i can't think of what you are talking about. >> oh, my god! >> happy valentine's. >> that's terrible. >> hey, jimmy, i made a ring out of a kidney stone that i passed. >> kidney stone. oh. oh. ew. that better not be my promise ring you stuck that on. is it? >> maybe. >> honey. >> you don't lik